I felt like blogging about something, but being my life has been pretty boring lately, I figured I'd get some use out of the junk mail I've been receiving. Since I began taking serious steps to curb the amount of spam in my inbox, I find myself reading it more, because now more real mail ends up in the junk folder.
Anyway, here's one from today:
Subject: Trick Mother Nature
Hi there!
Want to live forever? Or at least, longer than you was to? Here is the way to trick Mother Nature!
Its widely known, that there is a special hormone, which is responsible for the rejuvenation and growth of human tissues. Its produced by your anterior pituitary gland in the brain, and as you grow older its produced less and less by your body.
But what if bring this Human Growth Hormone from somewhere outside and into your body? The scientists has found a formula for a rejuvenation course, so dont wait and find the solution of the eternal problem here!
I wonder if there's a magic hormone that improves basic grammar skills along with longevity? Or maybe while making you younger, it causes you to write like a 10 year-old too?
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