U.S. Invades Iran

We had to go and do it again. We charged into yet another country because we didn't like what we saw there. There was no concern for what the world community might think, much less waiting for France and Germany's permission. In yet another catastrophic foreign relations blunder, President Bush has invaded Iran with 75 tons of relief supplies, doctors, disaster relief experts, and search and rescue teams.

I predict you'll soon see the following:

• Liberals everywhere will cry “where is the evidence?!” Sure we had some pictures and reports from Iran going in, but they were obviously manipulated to suit Bush's agenda and are no better than the intelligence we had about Iraq.

• Leftist conspiracy theorists will conclude President Bush knew about the earthquake ahead of time, but did nothing to prevent it, while some Arabic sources will contend it was Israel's doing – after all, have you heard of any Israeli casualties?

• Still others will pout that the earthquake never posed a threat to the U.S., and there are earthquakes in other parts of the world.

• In the weeks and months to come, on slow news days, CNN will do reports from all over Iran, showing villages in the middle of nowhere still without running water, electricity, or cable television. Some will suggest Iran was better off before our help after the quake.

• CNN will also find all 12 of the Iranians who disagreed with U.S. involvement in the relief efforts and do lengthy interviews with them.

• Howard Dean will begin insisting we are no safer from earthquakes despite our intervention in the aftermath of Iran's earthquake.
  

Comments

[kevin]

Did the US cause the earthquake?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=960877

[Cammy LaFayette]

1.) America will never invade Iran.
2.) U.N. Sanctions with NPT and disarmament of nuclear facities has failed in Iran and N.Korea
3.) Lybia will follow in pursuit
4.) Iraq does not have nuclear missiles because
5.) U.S. invasion in March-03 stopped it
6.) U.N. failed in diplomacy in Iran and N.K.. Would you think U.N. would also fail in Iraq?
7.) Iran is strat. important for oil passages from Caspian and other reasons that I rather not get into. You go research like I do if disagre.
8.) America can not invade Iran

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